Wow, we suck at updating this thing. Anyway, here are some movies I’m looking forward to this year.
Piranha 3DD
Double Ds!
Resident Evil: Retribution
I wonder if this will ever make it to space, like Jason X and Hellraiser: Bloodline. Or I dunno, Leprechaun 4: In Space.
Prometheus
Ridley Scott’s prequel to Alien! No Ripley, but I’ll take what I can get.
Frankenweenie
I can’t stand Tim Burton these days, especially after the monstrosity that was Alice in Wonderland, but I’m a sucker for stop-motion animation.
REC: Genesis
Nauseating camera movements aside, I liked REC and the sequel was also pretty good. I was never a fan of the shaky-cam style in horror movies because 1) someone is trying to fucking kill you, so how about turning that goddamn thing off?, 2) it makes me dizzy, and 3) seriously, why the hell aren’t you running for your life?
Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter
I’m mildly interested to see this. Wanted wasn’t all that impressive but I did like Night Watch, so maybe this will turn out okay. I bet Asylum’s version will be better. You know, this one:
Abraham Lincoln VS Zombies

As you can see, there’s not much to get excited about. Howells.




